1. INT. CHILDCARE CENTRE. DAY.
KYLIE, 16, work experience childcare centre worker, runs in from bathroom. She is in a short black cocktail dress, high heels, and showing plenty of cleavage.
KYLIE
Mavis, Jezebel has done a poo!
MAVIS, 73, in a short black cocktail dress, high heels, and showing plenty of cleavage, slaps her.
MAVIS
Wash yo mouth out, ho!
KYLIE weeps hysterically.
KYLIE
But I didn't mean to slap her!
MAVIS punches KYLIE in the stomach.
MAVIS
WHADYOFUCKENMEAN DIDN’TMEAN!
KYLIE
I....
MAVIS
YOU RACIST, AGEIST, HYSTERICAL BITCH!
KYLIE
But....
MAVIS king-hits KYLIE, who collapses unconscious on the floor, her hem riding up to reveal a hint of her sexy knickers.
KYLIE
(Huskily) Ooooh....
JEZEBEL, 2, emerges from the bathroom, crying.
JEZEBEL
Poo-poo, poo-poo!
MAVIS sighs world-wearily to her.
MAVIS
Yeah, like, who fucken cares?
JEZEBEL
Random. Totally.
MAVIS
(Sighs again) I'll get Kylie in to clean it up.
Shot through the open bathroom door of a large anarchist A and "DOWN WITH FASCISM" smeared in baby poo on the wall.
JEZEBEL
Eat shit, bitch!
Enraged, MAVIS chases a giggling JEZEBEL around the centre.
Suddenly MAVIS gasps, clutches her ample chest, and falls to the ground.
FADE OUT on MAVIS’S wide-open dead eyes, with JEZEBEL standing over her.
JEZEBEL
Where’s my teddy gone?
MUSIC OVER OF DRAMATIC PHILLIP GLASS-CLONED ARPEGGIOS.
FADE TO YVES KLEIN BLUE, THEN BLACK, THEN VERY DARK BLACK.
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